Going Shopping

A week ago, you may recall, I was sporting a flattering blue backless frock,

lounging in an adjustable bed, watching limited cable TV, 

and bribing people for salt packets.

 Before we take the boots out for a spin around the mall today, let's

wrap up Thanksgiving with some scenes from the crime, shall we?

 I came home without a gall bladder and sans a couple chunks of liver,

but I did have an extra 30 pounds and these new boots, 

so it was a pretty even exchange.

Since the house doesn't run well in my absence, the

clothes dryer quit, and today's shopping is a necessity.

 Any excuse to hit Sawgrass Mills Outlet Mall.

 The Minions will be readying the house while Sam and I sneak out for a date.

So...

Heading for Target, Brandsmart, JC Penney, and

Blood Bath and Beyond Bed Bath and Beyond.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.