We hope you enjoyed our third year of unnecessary Feline Overlord torture,
commonly referred to as The Twelve Days of Catmas.
Catmas is our attempt to bring you a useful, doable craft, recipe, or project
every day that can be whipped up easily, even by our readers who have tragically lost their
opposable digits in horrible thumb wrestling accidents.
To combat the horrible stress and slight glitter haze, we dress our violently
reluctant cats as people and have a laugh at their expense.
We get a lot of emails with the polite query,
"Why in God's name do you freaks of nature do this horrible thing???"
We didn't invent it, people.
Cat costumes are cheaply, readily available everywhere.
We are not alone in this sick obsession.
So it is with great pride that we at Life in Rehab present for your
Cat Who Have it Worse Than the Feline Overlords!
If you continue past this point, promise us you'll get some help.
...and to all a good night.