Twas the Eighth Day of Catmas, the day quickly was coming!
But we were still behind, so Murray was bumming.
His eyes were like slits, his nose was all mottled,
You could tell with a glance his emotions were bottled.
We heard him exclaim as he slunk off to pout...
"Get this thing off my head and crank some stuff out!"
Did you see these at Target and Walmart this year?
Cute enough, but the colors were...weird.
For $1, however, I could handle the rather garish shades.
Especially since a little Rustoleum Gloss White evens the playing field.
Once that was dry, we wrapped those rascals in plastic food wrap.
Then let's give his chapeau a little sparkle with some Rustoleum Chrome.
Okay, just a little school glue around the brim.
Schmear it a tad.
Now, with a light hand, sprinkle just a touch of glitter on th....
Saturate that sucker.
Allow this to dry.
Now, jar plus gnome...
It is gnome, Kaleesi.
Simple, frosty, and we were able to haul in a
Game of Thrones reference.
And wait till you see how this is all adding up!