Going Shopping

Not many people know, but I have an English degree.

 J actually wanted to be a writer.

 50 years ago, this would have meant that anything I penned would be

scrutinized, judged, and probably rejected, never seeing the light of day

or being presented to the public.

Now, through the miracle of the internet, 1000 people a day are subjected to my

drivel and are horrified by it so profoundly that comments elude them.

It's okay; I get it, I do.

I'm not going shopping today.

I'm going back to the house to paint trim, set nails, and putty holes.

You've watched me do this already.

Not one of you needs to see this again.

So instead, I'd like to inflate your desktop files with some of

my favorite memes, most of which stick to a literary theme.

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Hence my previous boring rant; please see above.

Also see: smug.

Going to go inhale paint.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.