Furniture Porn

 There's a few pieces around my house that are a tiny bit worse for the wear.

 Do you have any of those?

Things you've hung onto because you swear there's potential?

You're reluctant to throw in the towel?

This week, it's do or die.

There's stuff painted, clamped, screwed, glued, and renewed strewn

about the abode.

All we need is to...

oh...

I dunno...

finish something?!?!

I have the supplies, and I promise results

whether we end end up with a triumph or a FAIL.

Of course, everyone needs inspiration.

So while I wrap up these projects, why don't you enjoy some porn.

Furniture porn.

Here's some pieces that will make you go,

"How did they think of that?"

"Wow, I know where that would be perfect!"

"What in God's name was the designer smoking?"

 Don't you hate getting comfy and them realizing your book is across the room?

 If I picture me in it, I see a cozy nap.

Anyone else? I see raucous rocking, screams, breaking lamps and wounded cats.

No.

 Best. Toddler. Bed. EVER.

 I'm one flea market victory and a case of Rustoleum Gloss Chrome away from this.

I will then legally have my name changed to Fifi.

 This would be fantastic for a garden party.

Until the guy on the far side of the pit has to pee.

 Sunday afternoon on a covered porch?

Unless of course your mate thinks he's a comedian when you try to get a sip of tea.

Finally, lawn furniture that will be where you put it

when you get back.

 As a tiny room solution, this is genius.

Savannah's room is the size of a kitchen cabinet.

 This is even better, with more storage and style, although it will require more real estate.

 Insert "nesting instinct" joke here.

We do tend to have a little trouble carving out privacy around here,

and seriously, wouldn't you secretly like your own fort?

"So far, I've only purchased one piece of furniture, but come on over."

If you want to be more grown up with your bunk bed.

 I love the spa look of this, but how will it work

next to an inflatable pool?

 This is good, but it's not the ultimate cocoon.

 THIS is.

A bed that raises your cholesterol...what will they think of next?

 The pinnacle of gifts for the puzzle fan in your life.

What to do with that old trampoline the kids no longer play on...?

Pop back by tomorrow, and we'll have an amazing transformation

that will rival these genuis designs.

At the very least, we'll have some dry paint.