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Friday, September 13, 2013

Totally Inappropriate Friday Porn!

  Why do I call it porn?

por·nog·ra·phy  

/pôrˈnägrəfē/
Noun
 The representation in books, magazines, photographs, films, and other media of scenes or behavior that are designed to arouse.



Not to mention...you know you rushed over here feeling guilty as hell, didn't you?


We're still digging, but that doesn't mean you have to be in the mud too.
 This says it all.
 And don't you ever forget it.
 I recently put this on my best friend's Facebook wall.
I'm still awaiting the suspicious questions from his wife.
 Don't lie to me.
You're considering ordering one.
 Remember this the next time you watch your "idiot cat trying to catch a laser."
 It's kind of the reverse in my house...but yeah.
 Here at 2:46AM EST, I am now the lead singer of
Black Lace Hot Pocket!
Choose your wardrobe and snacks carefully.
 Arwen, my pittbull, armed and drooling?
Heaven forbid.


 A. You were offended
B. You're pretending to be offended, but you laughed like a maniac
C. You need to wipe that spray off of your computer screen
 Please notice, this is the dairy section of a Walmart.
Nuff said.

 This could be an actual text within my family.
Honest.
 And we have a mascot.
 The less you know, the better.

 I did my job well.
 Meet me at the pool tomorrow.
Wear something cool.
Bring beer.
 That is indeed Savannah on the left in the blonde wig
and homemade Captain Kirk costume.
I produce epic geeks.
Any doubts?
Didn't think so.
Or, you know, whatever YOU do on a Friday.
Laugh and enjoy the weekend, Besties.
I'm outta here.
Actually, I'm out THERE.

3 comments:

Michelle L. said...

J'adore! *wiping spray off my screen*

Julie-Ann said...

Thank you for reducing me to tears on Friday the 13th...tears of laughter. Have a great weekend.

Kay dancingbrushpainting.blogspot.com said...

I LOVED these!!!!