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So, I know you scampered over here excitedly to see what weird and unusual things we've been up to today, and we're not going to disappoint! We did something we've NEVER done once in the whole history of our family!
We took a Minion to the emergency room.
Well, we went here first, but these Bozos have their hours listed as 8:00 AM, and when I called at 8:14, the guy in charge said, "Oh, you should have checked the website, we open at 9:00."
I did not know I needed to study for this.
So instead we drove to our favorite emergency room, the one I always take Mom to.
"Hey, Ms. P., long time no see! Your usual bed?"
They actually did recognize me.
Although this guy is smiling, he's not okay. He propped his foot on the back of the step ladder while reaching to touch up the top of a wall and came crashing down hard. On his elbow. Fracturing his shoulder.
I feel like a bad mother.
This morning it was obvious there was a real problem, and well, here we are! We have something new to fix!
At least he can still text. His girlfriend needs quarter-hourly updates.
Since none of my kids have ever had so much as antibiotics, the double syringes, one of muscle relaxer and one of pain killer, hit him like a ton of bricks.
"Mom, I see sparklies. Is that okay?"
Relax. He's beached on the couch with his best friend making fun of him.
But now the painting will have to wait for Saturday to finish.
Wait, he's still got his other arm, right?