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Monday, December 12, 2011

It's Coming...

It happens every year.
 The weird gift.
 Were you the recipient?
We're here to make sure you weren't the giver.
The Suicidal Wooden Duck with Noose.
If this is under your tree, I don't know about your stockings...
Talk about a hound dog...
A full line of Elvis breakfast accessories.
Please don't ask me where I saw these.
 There are gift choices that are actually charitable contributions,
like paying $20 to have a friend's yard "Flocked."
Or $30 to have 300 pieces of plastic cutlery embedded in the lawn.
This is known as "forking."
Relay this one to the kids. Go ahead. I'll wait while they giggle.
This all pales in comparison to what I came home to the other night.
On the left. It's not my usual taste.
So very wrong...
I felt slightly flush with embarrassment.
It's okay.
Starting tomorrow, the 12 Days of Catmas will once again guide you through quick and easy gifts you can throw together fast without breaking the bank.
Will they be in good taste?
Listen, you can't have everything.

6 comments:

Jane @ The Borrowed Abode said...

A toilet? Really?
Well, I've seen them used as planters. Especially on this one road in the country. Not that it'd be my first choice.

Michelle @ Dream Home DIY said...

Hehehehe, You could always throw a poinsettia in there for the holidays :)

Dharma said...

Hey, I had that toilet in my garage for 2 years....how the h-e-double hockey sticks did it end up in your yard? I thought Greg took it to the dump last weekend?!

Decorative ashtray?

Kim K. said...

Never a dull moment! Love the new yard ornament. Bring on the 12 days of Catmas!!!

La Vie Quotidienne said...

I don't know about the toilet but the door wreath sure is pretty.

lisbonlioness said...

I am so disappointed with that toilet... I simply can't believe you did not spraypaint it and then used it as a planter. What's up with you? Jane thought the same, so how come you didn't come up with it? Tsk tsk, Sunny, straight on the naughty list! I swear that bog would look awesome in my front yard, with that mirror effect spray paint and winter hard pansies. What a terrible missed opportunity *shakes head sadly*