Catmas Closure

The Twelve Days of Catmas were over too quickly.

The reason of course was that I felt sickly.

I heard wails of disdain as you bemoaned your plight,

And so we set forth to make the omission right.

We gathered our cats, a camera, and Bactine

Then plotted to finish our holiday scheme.

 So without further adieu, for your consideration

We'd like to present our Feline Overlord Nation.

The Clowder was skittish, but still we persisted

Undaunted as angry sprays of blood misted.

A CSI team couldn't unravel this mess.

Subsequent backup proved to be just a pest.

 Spirits floundered, the attitude was shocking

Until they were reminded of the treats in their stocking.

We tried oh so hard, but we were weary

 So tired in fact that the pictures were even blurry.

 It was then they decided just to torture the pups.

 Merry Christmas to all. We're giving up.