You just sprayed the monitor with coffee, didn't you?
I know, his disdain is palpable.
If you've ever stuffed your post-birth butt back into your pre-pregnancy jeans, you should know how he feels.
Jack is unamused by your laughter.
His ire is scathing
Go ahead; run through the possibilities in your mind.
Whatever else is going on, this was NOT the gardening help I needed.