We have our sigil.
We've chosen the cake.
Now it's time to spread the feast!
None of my children are interested in alcohol
(envy me all you want, fellow parents of teens),
but being theatrically inclined, they all appreciate props.
With that in mind, I've done an interwebs scour and collected a selection of mythical
potables and the labels to distinguish them.
Slap onto any bottled root beer, cream soda, or lemon-lime beverage
and set them out with appropriate vessels from which
to swill your brew whilst engaging in such lusty endeavors as bragging
Because of course, the activity of the day will be role playing games.
Hey, look, they're geeks.
Fill your chalice, raise your goblet, toast the host
and prepare yourself for what this will all accompany!
Tomorrow, we'll be plotting the buffet...
and with the guest of honor being pescetarian,
we'll be ruling out whole haunch of venison boiled in honey.