Not everything we do here at Chateau Inferno is a heart stopping, amazing project.
Actually, I don't think we've ever done one of those.
Most of the time we just spray paint stuff or dress funny.
Or make food that wakes your cardiologist from a dead sleep in a panic.
But we do have maintenance and upkeep to consider, so our patio furniture got hauled out onto the lawn for a stiff brushing to remove flaked paint and a couple coats of gloss black.
Because this is unattractive...
...but this is disgusting.
Admit it, you just missed the first time, right?
Eh, maybe it wore off. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
While this was drying, all of the cushions went in the washer.
So pretty soon, we'll have a clean, fresh place to lounge about while on the phone to
our girlfriend in Arkansas.
You missed a spot. One more coat.
You missed a few spots on that...
...but not that.
Okay, so earth shattering this was not.
Necessary it was.
At least I haven't done a laundry folding tutorial.