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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Inside a Murder

Some of you are still not in the Halloween spirit.
Today is the day it grips you and rips your indifference out by the throat!

"A group of crows is called a “murder.” There are several different explanations for the origin of this term, mostly based on old folk tales and superstitions.
For instance, there is a folktale that crows will gather and decide the capital fate of another crow.
Many view the appearance of crows as an omen of death because ravens and crows are scavengers and are generally associated with dead bodies, battlefields, and cemeteries, and they’re thought to circle in large numbers above sites where animals or people are expected to soon die."

Not exactly fuzzy wuzzy widdle kitties, are they?
But scary?
*Shivers*
And, a little known fact, crows have a very dry sense of humor,
 although a minimal budget for props.

To further illustrate this, we present our newest troupe of performing animals,
 The Counting Crows, to bring you 10 spine tingling examples of
MURDER...
 Murder Most Fowl
 Unsolved Murder
 Murder by Numbers
 Murder on the Orient Express
Accessory to Murder
 Cereal Murder
 Witness to Murder
Dial M for Murder
 Attempted Murder
Murder of One

 You're hiding the kitchen knives and checking the trees, aren't you?
Lock the doors.

10 comments:

Danni Baird @ Silo Hill Farm said...

Oh my gosh! How very clever you guys are! That was so much fun to see and it must have been a blast to do! Love it!

The Witch's Kitchen said...

ha! TOO FUNNY!

Kim K. said...

I'm forwarding this post to Chris at work. Awesome. We're full blown Halloween right now. The party is next Friday. Halloween hugs!

Bambi said...

Bwaahahahahhahaa :D

Michelle L. said...

You and minions: buncha brilliant bird brains!

Keri said...

Love it! Alfred Hitchcock has made me afraid to get out of my car in a parking lot full of crows to this day... :)

lisbonlioness said...

I just had to explain my snorting all over the laptop. It's ok, I'll clean it- AFTER sticking this on my pinterest. Best post ever.

lisbonlioness said...

Update: my Mum laughed her butt off at this, even though Google translate let her down on most puns. Thanks for making ky Mum smile, too!

lisbonlioness said...

Update: my Mum laughed her butt off at this, even though Google translate let her down on most puns. Thanks for making ky Mum smile, too!

Anonymous said...

tee hee hee :P