Word Up.

 Those nifty vinyl phrases on everyone's wall are a great form of self expression, 

and they even have them at the Dollar Tree.

Been dying to try it?

Come watch our first attempt.

 Wall Quotes on sale from *cough* years ago, a level, a pencil, some painter's tape and a little chunk of my morning added up to a project I've been dying to finish.

Once the wall was painted.

Which took a while.

But I digress.

Start with a handy, clean slice of wall.

 the vinyl letters come on a roll, so figure your positioning, mark the wall with a pencil, and double check with a level.

 Pre-tear some strips of painter's tape for a little extra hold.

 Peel off the shiny paper carefully, making sure your backwards letters stay down.

Now smooth and tape your words to the wall.

 Check with the level one more time.

 The kit came with a hand burnishing card to rub the letters on. Any credit or discount card should work fine.

 Get all the air bubbles out.

 Test for adhesion and peel.

Hey Jane, look, your lizard!

 And there we have it!

Funny story:

The letters are perfectly level.

The house, however...