What do you do when The Kracken looms large off the starboard bow?
First, you make sure it's done blooming, because it really does put on a spectacular nocturnal show.
Then, ye gather yer mateys and do battle with the beast!
What, you don't garden dressed like a pirate?
Pruning with a cutlass adds a certain element of whimsy.
And really, who doesn't look better in a corset?
So shiver your timbers and hack away!
Fine. We just used the machete. And we changed into normal clothes first.
But this was a lot more fun to start with.
And it's fun to see what you can talk your Minions into putting on before 8:00 in the morning.
So, what are you wearing today?