No, it's not a tutorial. It's an antique bread bowl. With moss. And a hurricane.
And no skulls.
Not everyone would have added that last line.
And these are store bought cinnamon scented pine cones. Why?
Because this is what falls out of the trees around these parts.
Even I know this isn't exactly laying there screaming, "THANKSGIVING, YO!!!"
More of my white painted fakecorns. You're all sitting there, gritting your teeth, fantasizing about pelting me with them, aren't you?
Add a green candle in a fetching pear scent. It works with the cinnamon.
Start a pool as to how long it will be before a Feline Overlord unceremoniously clears the bowl and naps in it, leaving you with a delightfully prickly surprise when you flop on the sofa to watch Glee.
I have 5 bucks on today at noon.
Where did it go? I'll show you when I get to the office.