Ahhhhhhhh, yes...Wednesday. Are you ready?
Well I wasn't just going to stick a couple of Target Dollar Spot flamingos in the yard and call it a day.
This is Miami, people. It would be passe'.
So we shackled their pinkness as a Halloween prank.
Fluorescent krill eating birds that go "clank."
Once the trick-or-treaters had scampered away
We admitted this was too good for a one day display.
They now grace our patio, a true festive treat,
A fitting embellishment for the holiday heat.
You may consider our taste less than sublime...