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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Cure the Cute Challenge!

Do NOT try this at home!
Or anywhere else.
Do not gather these supplies.
Stay out of that medical waste.
What the heck are you thinking???
 If you're like us, you have some unnecessarily attractive children just sitting around the house. 
These can be annoying, as they lure people in trench coats who stand on the edge of the lawn in the petunias, and those artists 
who design families to stick on the rear windows of mini vans.
How do you remedy this issue once and for all???
For this project, you will need:

Super glue or construction cement
Latex found in a dumpster behind the hospital
Floor sweepings from a pet grooming salon
Accessories that even your Uncle Murray has deemed out of date
A large friend who is just big enough to hold you down
 First, restrain the subject and then just apply adhesive willy-nilly to any surface you find overtly pleasing to the eye. Start covering it with waste material in a random fashion.
Almost there! Check your work. If you still have the desire to hug him, look around for more "embellishments" 
Imagine THIS on your Grand Caravan!
Well, maybe a three inch tall version with wings splattered on the grill, but certainly not on the back holding a little T-ball bat, eh?
Please send us pictures of how you have cured the cute in your household, whether it be offspring, pets, or significant others.
It just can't be worse than this.

5 comments:

Michelle L. said...

Oh no! Where did he go? Please tell me you were joking about...everything you just said!

The cut is superb, by the way. Has the large stylist considered esthetician as a career?

Life in Rehab said...

LOL, this was actually a practice run on make up for a new film the guys are shooting. The oddest things happen in my dining room...

Kim K. said...

Life is never dull at YOUR house. By the way, I'm glad it's your house and you are documenting it all!

MJ said...

Hahahaha hilarious!! thanx for sharing :)

ourlifeinaclick.blogspot.com said...

bahahaha!!! That is really FREAKY!