Cure the Cute Challenge!

Do NOT try this at home!

Or anywhere else.

Do not gather these supplies.

Stay out of that medical waste.

What the heck are you thinking???

 If you're like us, you have some unnecessarily attractive children just sitting around the house. 

These can be annoying, as they lure people in trench coats who stand on the edge of the lawn in the petunias, and those artists 

who design families to stick on the rear windows of mini vans.

How do you remedy this issue once and for all???

For this project, you will need:

Super glue or construction cement

Latex found in a dumpster behind the hospital

Floor sweepings from a pet grooming salon

Accessories that even your Uncle Murray has deemed out of date

A large friend who is just big enough to hold you down

 First, restrain the subject and then just apply adhesive willy-nilly to any surface you find overtly pleasing to the eye. Start covering it with waste material in a random fashion.

Almost there! Check your work. If you still have the desire to hug him, look around for more "embellishments" 

Imagine THIS on your Grand Caravan!

Well, maybe a three inch tall version with wings splattered on the grill, but certainly not on the back holding a little T-ball bat, eh?

Please send us pictures of how you have cured the cute in your household, whether it be offspring, pets, or significant others.

It just can't be worse than this.