Going Shopping

Just before Christmas, I went back to the corporate world.

I traded my tool belt for a territory...

 ...and my steel toed Brahma Boots for pumps.

These are nowhere near as comfortable, let me tell you.

 So today, I'll be sporting these.

Why, what do you wear to clean the house?

I'm taking advantage of everyone being out to purge 

Chateau Inferno before the Minions descend for Spring Break.

I get to cook enormous amounts of food again!

I hope I remember how.

I'll also be trying to keep Seamus, the new puppy,

from eating the ears off my zebras.

So...

Going to Publix and Walmart.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.

(Zebra slippers available at Walmart, $5.

I promise to put on real shoes when I go.)