We don't want you to get the impression that Life in Rehab has been all work and no play.
Sure, the boots have been on 7 days a week for the most part, but there's
always room for fun if you work it right.
Like finding the perfect dress for your daughter's
high school/associate degree graduation.
We didn't get The Minions high school class rings.
We expected diplomas.
There's no need for jewelry.
But when all three children are through the first stage of college,
your daughter gets her associates two years early,
and you haven't written a single check for any of the three of them,
not even for books...
well, okay, here's your Starfleet Academy Rings!
(May I just say, all three geeks were screaming.)
We got to take another bite out of fun the first weekend in May.
That's right, The Redhead was entrusted with a busload of
these smart kids getting associates degrees and diplomas simultaneously.
Surprisingly well behaved bunch.
I didn't need any of the rules in here.
My favorite part about staying up until 2:00 in the morning?
I'm a roller coaster fanatic.
I'll bet not one of you is the least bit surprised, are you?
But for today, it's time to put down stringers to lay floors, which I
know you're all dying to see,
Headed for Lowes.
If not back, avenge death.