Treehouse Porn

We're heading for the airport today to send out house guest home.

 I think everyone had a good time, including me,

 who kept up with a herd of teenagers in malls for two days and

spread the table with enough food to stuff a platoon.

There may be a little buttermilk fried chicken in the back of the fridge if you look carefully.

 I'm ready for a long nap with a nice pina colada and a project book.

Light the candles and turn on the new age music please.

And someone find my shiatsu chair.

I should just mainline some coffee and get this place back in order.

I shopped.

It looks like the set of Hoarders around here.

So while I get things back to normal,

how about a little brain candy from my file marked 

Treehouse Porn?

We all need a secret place to hide.

And say good-bye to Samwow's pretty girlfriend Bethany,

who was the epitome of a gracious Southern guest.

We hope she'll be back soon so we can get to know her even better.

See you guys tomorrow, and eat your oatmeal-

you'll need it for this project!