I know. We really haven't done anything creative lately, have we?
While the Minions are doing my bidding today, I thought I'd show you what you haven't been subjected to.
Sometimes, you should be grateful for what you've missed.
We made a Pikachu tutu. Aren't you sorry you missed that?
We made this out of Fimo clay. No, I don't know what it is. My cool points have expired.
We hot glued lizards to wig heads.
I'm totally kidding. Do NOT call PETA.
We shrink wrapped cats in plastic. Again, don't call PETA. Smidgen is just fine.
When the ceiling started to fall, I forced the Minions to hold it up.
Man, can they whine.
We taught the Feline Overlords to weed. Let me tell you, it's a time saver!
I did an entire photo shoot on hair and beauty tips. Would you have cared?
We made this, and someone somewhere is wearing it. I'm not lying.
I've decided this is ambient lighting.
Buy $200 worth of IKEA furniture, have dinner, return the next day.
Yeah, like I'd return IKEA stuff.
Mostly, we just try to look cool and carry on. And we pledge to you that the dry spell is over.
We are back in business.