House Hunting

With so many projects left to do around Chateau Inferno, sometimes I get discouraged and

think of chucking it all.

Wouldn't a new, perfect house be a delight?

What would you do if you woke up each day, and there was nothing on your agenda except sunning by the pool and choosing a new place for dinner?

Pretty flippin' sweet!

So we hopped on a boat Tuesday night and cruised the intercoastal to see what properties were up for grabs.

Wanna join us?

 The right transportation is key to get you in the house hunting mood.
You guys hop on board while I check the lottery tickets.

 Make sure the property is in good repair with water access for those emergency swordfish runs.

 Adequate parking is important, and see if the community limits the 

spaces you can allot if you're throwing a bash.

 Separate guest quarters. Be still my heart.

 I like the His and Hers entry stairs, although I think it's conducive to racing.

If I had 12 million dollars worth of house, you'd be able to SEE it.

 I will bet money this gazebo did not come in a box from Target.

 This yard is just screaming for a couple of gold painted concrete lions, don't you think?

 What do you use turrets for these days anyway? Warding off castle attacks?

 This is a little plain, but I think some nice plastic flamingos would raise the curb appeal. Or wharf appeal.

 On the bright side, mowing the lawn takes 10 minutes.

 I think I could finally get some privacy here.

 "Savannah, you're cleaning bathrooms one through four, Thom, you have five through nine..."

 I'm not walking around naked in this house.

"I'm running to the grocery store, do you need anything?"

Let's turn around and head back in.

 The ultimate corner lot.

Hide and seek would be out of control here.

I wonder how much of this space they actually use?

This is more in my price range.
Trust me to find a trailer anywhere, huh?