Well we're beyond pleased over here, let me tell you!
I popped over to The Borrowed Abode, and guess what?
WE won the 2011 Redneck Yard of the Year Award!!!
That's right! By showing the shameful corners of our yard, we gleaned a sweet $25 Home Depot gift card!
So of course we're celebrating in typical Rehab style! Young Sam is sporting Aviator glasses to shield the sun's glare on the water while shooting bass from the boat with a handgun. Please note the dog tags which denote his tour of service on the Wii.
A little manly stubble for that "come hither and get road rash if you so much as hug me" allure.
The camouflage jacket insures no woman will get that close. If that doesn't repel her, the tank top should seal the deal.
The hat is what every mother dreams of her child wearing. Really. I'm just bursting at the seams with pride right now. I have a pound of bacon deep frying for him as a reward. I'll shoot it first of course.
So while he and his new best girl Pink go film a new movie, in which he plays Reno, an insufferable redneck, why don't we party?