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Friday, May 4, 2012

The Bridge Across Forever

Everyone should have someone they can trust with all their secrets.
Someone they can run to when everyone else lets them down.
Someone with good advice.
Someone with bail money.
I'm fortunate enough to have a best friend with all of those things,
AND a knack for construction.
He also has the ultimate outdoor space in the form of his house in upstate New York,
and that space needed a decorative, functional bridge near the 
lake he installed recently.
We are NOT going to show you how to build a lake.
But if you're in need of a very nice structure that will add to your landscape,
just follow the bouncing instructions below as we once again 
welcome my bestie, Michael, to Rehab.
Ok so we have a pond, a big pond, with a dam and a spillway. The spillway is 12ft wide, edge to edge and is made of a thick rubber liner with rock piled on top... not the best situation for crossing the damn on foot. So...... we just HAD to build a bridge. Personally, I had thought a simple straight bridge, no rail, would have been quite sufficient, but my father-in-law, the life-long old-school cabinet maker had other plans..... During the planning stages I called it the Rialto North....... you'll see.....


First things first... Get some lumber..... delivered.


Then move it any way you can...... and trust me..... this stuff is HEAVY



Next step is to create a level base for the structure on either side of the spillway. I used driveway material and patio blocks because the stuff compacts really well and the blocks are easy to level.


Two 2x12x12ft planks are temporary and will be used to stand on 
as we construct the bridge so we don't break any ankles 


The template is the heart and soul of the project. It is 10 ft long, exactly half the 
length of one curved joist which is cut from three sections of 2x12


Two 8 ft worktables spaced 3-4 ft apart allow us to put one whole joist together at a time


While Dad and Steve prep the joist sections, Kristen and I cut all the 
cross braces and mount the joist hangers on them for an easier install later


Steven uses a doweling jig for the pegs that will keep the joist sections lined up


Dad uses the router to cut a groove for the wood spline that 
will prevent side to side shift of upper and lower sections


Three joists, each made of three sections to make an arch when assembled


Here you see how the pegs and spline will help to line things up and keep them from shifting


Add to that some premium construction adhesive


Gotta clamp it, of course


...and add steel straps just for good measure, making sure they are between the places where the posts go. That's where the markings on the template come in handy ;-)


Here is our height jig for the cross braces in use. Two strips of wood, the top wide enough
 to span two joists, the bottom slightly shorter than the cross brace. Two screws that go in
 temporarily hold the cross brace hanging where it needs to go, freeing up hands to mount
 it without worrying if they're all lined up the same


The entire bridge, except for the decking, got built up at the house for two reasons. One, we had electricity there, and two, we wanted the install over running water to be as smooth and easy as possible.


The scale model vs the real deal.......
(A little photography prop to Michael's lovely wife, Carolyn.)


Time for youth to shine........
(Everyone should have Minions.)


........and shine


...and shine some more.
Young muscle is a godsend :-)


Since we had already built it once, the install on the dam was a breeze


See how easy that jig makes the install? As Dad always says....
 "There's nothing like a solid wooden hand"


See how the arch is three sections? Cool, huh ;-)


Last one, kids..... you can do it!!!


Each pair of posts is held in place with two 3/8" threaded rods that run 
the full width of the bridge, really tying everything together.


The crew takes a well-deserved 15 second break.......


Just a detail shot I think is totally awesome :-)


Rails are up.... we're ready for decking :-)


We spaced the posts to accommodate decking that would make life easy and prevent cut-outs.
 2x4s at the 4x4 posts and 2x6s in between.


The ends will be 2x10 to make for a solid first step


and there we have it, a crowning achievement to the dam!



Dang.... I bet I could rent this thing out for weddings :-)

He could too, right?
Aren't you dying to add this to your yard?
Even if it's just as a focal point with a river of blossoms trailing under it?
If we left any questions unanswered, let me know, and I'll get the specifics for you
before you hit the lumber department.

I need to make this...

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Guiltless Tropical Pineapple Cake

How about a quick tropical dessert you can whip up fast
with things you have in the pantry?
I call this an emergency confection.
Preheat the old oven to 350 degrees.
Add one large can of crushed pineapple with juice to one box of angel food cake mix.
Hose down a bundt cake pan with cooking spray.
Pour in the mixture.
No, there's no eggs.
No oil.
No water.
Pop it in the oven for 35 minutes, until a fork comes out clean.
Serve it with fat free whipped topping, and you have a 
low calorie treat that won't mess up your diet.
Did I mention it's delicious?
I'm serious.
This is just bursting with juicy goodness, and all on its own,
it's a wonderfully satisfying sweet.
And now I have time to go get the rest of tomorrow's project banged out.
Go bake.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Come Sale Away!

I have a ton of projects in progress, but it's still raining,
so my computer turns to thoughts of...shopping!

When I say I'm cheap, I'm dead serious.
I love pretty things, but I come by this red hair honestly;
 I am a frugal Scotswoman.
And I have my nasty little tricks, which lead to smug shopping triumphs.
I know you have yours too, and I think with Mother's Day, weddings, and vacations 
creeping up on us, we owe it to each other to divulge secrets.
So what do you say we peek into three of my favorite
sparkle sources and do some subtraction?
I get a huge kick out of Fantasy Jewelry Box.
This site specializes in celebrity fashion copies and cool baubles with a ton of shine.
I stick to gold and sterling when I buy my stuff (why spend money on baubles that will lose thier luster?), and they have plenty of pieces that fit the bill.
Audra's Fancy Green Cubic Zirconia Oval Necklace & Earrings Set-
  Originally $118.90 
 Sale Price:$84.95  
 So you could go with the $33.95 discount and call it a day.
Or...
 You could look for them separately!
Audra's Fancy Green Cubic Zirconia Oval Necklace - 
Final Sale $62.95  
Sale Price:$31.48
Audra's Fancy Green Cubic Zirconia Oval Stud Earrings -
 Final Sale $52.95  
Sale Price:$26.48 
Those of you playing our home version of the game have probably added up the separate 
totals and come up with the grand figure of $57.96.
That's a $26.99 difference!
Put the Visa away, I'm not done yet.
A quick Google search for Fantasy Jewelry Box coupons and discounts
gleaned me the code THANKYOU20.
What's that exactly?.

20% off the total, AND free shipping! 
So subtract another $11.59,
lowering this pretty set to $46.37.
Total.
Final.
Finished.
Finis.
Finito.
DONE.
Overall savings?
$72.53 from the original set price.
Yes, NOW get your Visa! 
Or shop at my go to web address, The Paragon for this little stunner set in sterling silver.
Originally $39.99, it's on sale for $19.99.
Not bad, eh?
Not good enough though.
Google told me to try the discount code 1010042
for an additional $5 off.
Bling on my neck, $25 back in my hot little pocket.
I could positively lick my security code.
Lastly, I LOVE Ross-Simons.
I have some wonderful bits of sparkle from them that even pre-date my marriage. 
I saw these and emailed the link to the husband and Minions in short order.
Admit it, they're ME.

 Retail: $230.00
Was: $115.00
Closeout: $75.00
Save $155.00 (67%) Off Suggested Retail!
(Translation: $40 off their price to start; they weren't charging $230.)
 Now, that's not bad, huh?
But I had to do the search thing, and I came up with another 25% off!
$56.25 is NICE!
The next day, when I sat down to order my Mother's Day gift,
 the code had expired!
Did I settle for adding $19 back on?!?!
Oh, hell no.
I called the company and asked if they'd give me the discount anyway.

Not only were they delighted to do so,
but there was an unadvertised special for a 32 inch 8MM
freshwater pearl necklace available with your order as a bonus;
originally $50, it was 60% off,
bringing it down to $20.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

These little ploys work with nearly any major (and some obscure) online catalogs.
Are you still paying whatever they ask?
Well stop it now!
Do you have any tips to share with us?
Spill it, babies, and let's do a little Momma Shoppin,' shall we?

(I received no compensation for any implied endorsement of the preceding
shopping sites. I just like handing them as little of my money as possible.)

Monday, April 30, 2012

Plotting in the Rain

Well, when you're trapped inside all weekend due to rain,
 you find something else to occupy your time.
 Like shopping for design elements.
We took a quick dip into Home Depot for paint; 
as usual, I had my notebook tucked in The Mom Bag,
so we looked at a few of the things on my wish list,
like lighting and corbels.
The sexy stuff.
(Forgive me, the photos were all taken with my phone,
and they can't be rotated. Flip your laptop on
its side where appropriate.)
 These beasts were the heftiest in both size and price.
At $35 a pop, they'll end up as decorative touches for the new island.
A mere fling due to attraction but budgetary incompatibility.
You have no idea how cheap I can be.
 I liked these, but let's face a fact:
Ho. Hum.
 They'd do the job of supporting my open shelving.
They'd also inspire a nap.
I live with a nerd and a litter of geeklettes;
I'm used to excitement and stimulation!
As pretty as these are, they lack a practical element.
Maybe they look like they'd snap in half.
Maybe I'm picturing excessive dusting.
Either way, these seem better suited to a Victorian porch than a beach cottage kitchen.
Take your refinement and leave.
I'd hurt you.
 But THESE.
Ohhhhhhhh, THESE.
A little curl.
A little cue.
Enough heft to support my pottery mixing bowls.
And a PAIR of them is $18.
I hear angels, do you?
Now to map out the shelf wall.
I gently kissed the corbels and promised to return in a husky whisper,
then adjusted my peasant top and headed for lighting without a backwards glance.
 ...oh my...
Yes. YES! It's perfect!
Come home with me!!!
You see that price tag too, don't you?
Eighty freakin' dollars???
We can't have that sullying the bottom line.
 Let's look at it a different way...
like a way that includes my glass drill bits,
a glass cutting kit,
and perhaps a Dollar Tree vase or two...
 Shall we give it a try?