What's Blooming?

Happy Easter.

Going Shopping

 Spring Break is about over here.

We've been working our collective tails off on Mom's house the whole time.

My sister and niece drove down from North Carolina

to help us finish moving her in and get it liveable,

and today~ it's beach time!

I got everyone skim boards for Easter, so this should be quite amusing.

And yes, The Redhead has one too.

 We'll be in our backyard if you need us.

So...

Headed for paradise.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.

The Hard Hearted Chef: Company's Coming!

Have I stuck to my low cholesterol diet?

 You bet your irregular heartbeat I have!

 And it hasn't even been a struggle.

Want to see why?

How about a whole menu for for company that will have my cardiologist smiling?

I'd like to strongly suggest a wild rice blend with this meal.

It goes well with both entrees, so prepare your favorite brand while you're at it.

 Big Sam's Beer Can Chicken

2  whole birds, giblet packet and neck removed

2 cans of any reasonably drinkable beer, like Budweiser

Roasted Garlic Seasoning

Canola Oil

4 cups of wood chips

Wash and pat the chickens dry. Rub them down with oil. Take the Roasted Garlic Seasoning

and rub them inside and out liberally.

Pour half of each can of beer over 4 cups of wood chips in a bowl.

Add enough water to cover the chips and let soak for 30 minutes.

Put a healthy pinch of the seasoning rub and put it in each beer can.

Pierce the top of each can a few times with a "church key" can opener.

Slide the can into the open cavity of the bird and set the chicken upright,

legs out in front, and bend the wings up so the tips are secured behind the shoulders,

like he's chillin' at the beach.

He's about to get one heck of a tan!

 Set your grill for indirect heat.

Insert a thermometer in thickest portion of the thigh.

You're going to cook the chicken until the temperature hits 165 F.

Drain the wood chips, putting the liquid in a disposable aluminum pan, under

where the chickens will be on the grill rack.

If you have a charcoal grill, put a handful of wood chips directly on the charcoal.

The birds will take 1 1/2 to 2 hours, so replenish 

with a handful of wood chips every 20 minutes.

If you have a gas grill, put the chips in a foil packet,

 poke a few holes, and place them on the grill.

Set the fowl on the grill in their leisurely stance and close the lid.

 *Obscenely smoky view of beer can*

When the temperature is correct, and the birds are this gorgeous mahogany

color, remove them, still upright, to a foil lined cookie sheet and let them "rest"

for 15 to 20 minutes.

Since they steamed on the inside, they're unbelievably moist,

and the upright cooking drains away most of the fat.

You can use small pineapple juice cans to do cornish hens, and we've used

those monster Foster's cans to cook our Thanksgiving turkey.

Now, next on our menu...

 Shrimp has recently been welcomed back on cholesterol diets with open arms.

One of my favorite ways to prepare it is shrimp scampi,

and after a little research, I came up with a fat free recipe that bakes in the oven!

This was so good, no one guessed it was healthy.

In fact, I got a sidelong glance from my mother and a whispered,

"You shouldn't be eating this."

Sunny's Skinny Scampi

2 pounds of large shrimp, peeled and deveined

1 cup Chardonnay

1/2 cup cream sherry

2 tbsp powdered garlic

1/4 cup of lemon juice

1 medium onion

1 stalk of celery

Canola oil

Italian bread crumbs

Fresh parsley for garnish

Several dollops of this stuff to add a buttery flavor.

Preheat the oven to 450 F.

 Chop the onions and celery very small.

Slather a 9x13 baking dish with cooking spray.

Put all of your ingredients EXCEPT the shrimp in the dish and mix.

 Pop that bad boy in the oven for 15 minutes.

 Coarsely chop the fresh parsley you just picked from 

the garden while you're killing time.

Those of you with snow on the ground, yes, I DO realize I'm a jerk.

 Once the onions are tender, pull the baking dish out.

 Dump the shrimp in unceremoniously.

 Stir to coat.

 They'll start to cook almost immediately.

 Sprinkle on a couple tablespoons of bread crumbs, just for a little crunch,

and put the whole thing back in the oven for 10 to 12 minutes.

 When the shrimp are tightly curled and pink,

and the bread crumbs are toasted, you're done!

 Sprinkle with parsley, tent with foil to keep it warm, and let's go wrestle a couple of chickens.

 The chickens should be cool enough now to simply pull the cans out.

 

 Lay them down at this point.

 Butcher as usual.

 So, we have 2 entree selections, a rice side dish...

something's missing...

how about a gorgeous fruit salad?

This one's so good, everyone assumed it was dessert!

Fruit Salad with Honey Lemon Dressing

 1/3 cup of honey

1/3 cup of lemon juice

1 pint strawberries, sliced

1/2 cantaloupe, cubed

1 can of pineapple chunks in juice

 2 cans of Libby's Skinny Fruit Tropical Fruit Salad

 In a bowl, toss all of the fruit.

 In a small bowl, combine the honey and lemon juice until smooth.

 Pour the dressing over the fruit salad and toss.

(This is a good salad to add bananas too as well, since the lemon juice will

prevent them from turning!)

Now get this all on the table;

you're about to hook your guests on good behavior!

Pssssssst...

Guilt free dessert?

Try my Tropical Angel Food Cake!