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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Back to Bed

 I'm puttering again, so let me bring you up to speed.
 We had a few projects to accomplish to make the Master Bedroom into a restful, serene place to hide and build a bed fort.
 We brought in a new, cushy rug to make jumping out of bed sound like a sane idea.
You have to be able to see yourself so you don't scare the normals when you leave the house.
 When you have a friend who's a hunter, you use your imagination with gifts.
 Hair sticks, because I insist on being able to see.
 Flowers for a touch of romance. I like a really convincing silk arrangement.
 Paint and creativity make even the most mismatched things coordinate.
 I have no problem dragging things home from the curb.
 Placemats bought on clearance make pillows with beautiful details.
 I have a serious thing for dragonflies.
This lamp from Home Goods gives us very low light.
 There's no such thiong as enough storage.
 Hence the shelves for the closet.
 Collections have more impact when arranged with complimentary pieces.
I should get around to that...
 Make over anything that's hideous but still works, like this formerly brass fan.
 Themes.
I stick with them.
 Cans of spray paint do amazing work.
These were forest green.
 And this was a dark, dark wood.
I even gave a cast off dresser a nice coat of dreamy paint to lighten it up and show off the details.
Decorating doesn't have to be expensive, just imaginative.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Garlic Citrus Chicken

Giada DeLaurentiis is a genius.
I was looking for a way to make inexpensive whole chickens into something special.
THIS will knock your family's socks off.
Feel free to trot it out for company too.
Was it really that good?
Samwow growled while he was eating it.
As usual, full directions are in one spot down the post for your convenience,
as well as step by step.
You'll need a few things from the store:
  • 1 (5 to 6-pound) whole roasting chicken, neck and giblets discarded
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 orange, quartered
  • 1 lemon, quartered
  • 1 head garlic, halved crosswise, plus 3 garlic cloves, chopped
  • 2 (14-ounce) cans reduced-sodium chicken broth
  • 1/4 cup frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed
  • 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano leaves
  • Kitchen string or butcher twine
 I'm making two birds for my mob, so in the photos you'll see double the ingredients.
The leftovers are as amazing as the first night.
Liberally sprinkle the cavity with salt and pepper first.
 Stuff the bird with the citrus and garlic.
Take out a few aggressions in the process.
Who has to know?
 It looks weird, but trust me.
 Tie the legs together with butcher's string to keep everything in.

 Salt and pepper on the outside too to tenderize,
and pour some chicken stock into the pan.
 Use some of that fresh oregano we planted recently.
 Whisk together the oregano, garlic, olive oil and juices.
 After an hour in the oven, start ladling the basting sauce over the birds.
This already looks stupid delicious.

Directions

Position the rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 400 degrees F.

Pat the chicken dry and sprinkle the cavity with salt and pepper. Stuff the cavity with the orange, lemon, and garlic halves. Tie the chicken legs together with kitchen string to help hold its shape. Sprinkle the chicken with salt and pepper.

Place a rack in a large roasting pan. Place the chicken, breast side up, on the rack in the pan. Roast the chicken for 1 hour, basting occasionally and adding some chicken broth to the pan, if necessary, to prevent the pan drippings from burning. Whisk the orange juice, lemon juice, oil, oregano, and chopped garlic in a medium bowl to blend. Brush some of the juice mixture over the chicken, after it has baked 1 hour. Continue roasting the chicken until an instant-read meat thermometer inserted into the innermost part of the thigh registers 170 degrees F, basting occasionally with the juice mixture and adding broth to the pan, about 45 minutes longer. Transfer the chicken to a platter. Tent with foil while making the sauce (do not clean the pan).

Place the same roasting pan over medium-low heat. Whisk in any remaining broth and simmer until the sauce is reduced to 1 cup, stirring often, about 3 minutes. Strain into a 2-cup glass measuring cup and discard the solids. Spoon the fat from the top of the sauce. Serve the chicken with the pan sauce.


Now, trust me, it isn't quite this dark. I have no idea why my photos look like the chicken barely survived the fire.
Untie the legs and remove all the stuff you have crammed inside.
Serve with the pan sauce.
Along with a nice green salad, this was a perfect low calorie meal.
I advise a grocery run pronto.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Going Shopping

 Hey, good morning, you're here early!
I still have my faux leopard fur ugh style slippers on.
Let me slip into something less comfortable and get the heck out of here!
 There's coffee in the kitchen, help yourselves! We have a lot of stops to make.
Give me 15 minutes and we're out.
Headed for Dollar Tree, Walmart, 
and Dollar General.
We'll BRB.
If not back, avenge death!