(Not) Going Shopping

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 Life in Rehab will be back after these brief messages from our sponsor...

...Sand. 

Sand: inspiring slug-like behavior since 70,000000 B.C.

So...

Heading for pure relaxation and 

sugar-free virgin mojitos.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.