Going Shopping...Porn

I admit it, I went shopping without you.

 Yes, I went to exotic Walmart, and I left you behind.

 By the way, they have GREAT flag T-shirts for $3.83 each, even

in women's styles, if you're interested.

 I snuck off early for a couple of reasons:

1. I have a list to accomplish over the weekend, and with the weather giving me a break

from the rain, I'm jumping on the opportunity.

2. I was able to sneak out with Savannah and my mother.

Not Sam.

Since I did, however, break our standing Saturday date, how about 

a few selections from my fantasy destination file marked

Shopping Porn.

Let's peruse some shops that dot the globe.

I doubt any of these have smiley face logos

or flashing blue lights.

Checking off my To Do List.

BRB.

If not back, avenge death.