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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Bad Assistance

You just sprayed the monitor with coffee, didn't you?
I know, his disdain is palpable.
 
If you've ever stuffed your post-birth butt back into your pre-pregnancy jeans, you should know how he feels.
Jack is unamused by your laughter.

His ire is scathing
 
Go ahead; run through the possibilities in your mind.
Potted Puss
Cat Tails
Dandy Lions
Tiger Lily
Glower Flower?

Whatever else is going on, this was NOT the gardening help I needed.

7 comments:

  1. Angry, curmudgeonly cat with his butt jammed in a flower pot? This stuff writes itself...

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  2. He likes to threaten, Erin, but he's a - dare I say it? - pussycat.

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  3. he, ah... doesn't look to thrilled!

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  4. As usual, this is hilarious. And I can NOT believe that he fit his rear in there. Hilarious.

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  5. Stuck? Me? Don't be ridiculous, I intended to do this. Now go away, kid, ya bother me.

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