A week ago, you may recall, I was sporting a flattering blue backless frock,
lounging in an adjustable bed, watching limited cable TV,
and bribing people for salt packets.

Before we take the boots out for a spin around the mall today, let's
wrap up Thanksgiving with some scenes from the crime, shall we?
I came home without a gall bladder and sans a couple chunks of liver,
but I did have an extra 30 pounds and these new boots,
so it was a pretty even exchange.
Since the house doesn't run well in my absence, the
clothes dryer quit, and today's shopping is a necessity.
Any excuse to hit Sawgrass Mills Outlet Mall.
The Minions will be readying the house while Sam and I sneak out for a date.
So...
Heading for Target, Brandsmart, JC Penney, and
Blood Bath and Beyond Bed Bath and Beyond.
BRB.
If not back, avenge death.